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I Got the Job!
- Me: I got the modeling job! I'm going to do it. I need some boldness in my life.
- Jacob: Even if it prevents you from ever holding public office.
- Me: Ahahaha, no it won't! It's not sexual! But who would want to elect me anyways?
- Jacob: Well, if Jessica Valenti appoints you to a cabinet position in her new world order, it won't look great.
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ms-kawesome said:
Uh in the new feminist world order, being a nude model would just give you extra points as a politician, like how us Aussies are proud of Bob Hawke’s beer-drinking skills.
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tsuginojibun said:
I don’t think that Jessica Valenti’s NWO would be sex- or body-negative enough to hold something so innocent against you. Go get ‘em!!
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sheiswolf said:
Except I think Jessica Valenti would totally be down with someone who has a sexual modeling past!
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masterofintrigue said:
Congratulations!!! I’m so happy for you. I have a secret dream to work at Rite Aid as a cashier. Hah.
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divinityphotography said:
YAY! Also, that’s a New World Order I’d support.
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d-mitch said:
YOU SHOW THOSE BOOBS GIRL! Congrats!
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andyouhavetogivethemhope said:
literally in stitches! congrats!
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